they need to just BURY HIM!
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
