The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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