Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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