How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
COCAINE IS GR8
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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