I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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