ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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