5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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