The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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