she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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