Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
