He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
