Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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