im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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