Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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