2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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