love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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