U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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