I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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