sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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