He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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