you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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