another moral hangover. fuck.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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