I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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