hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm at about main and main street
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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