He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
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