I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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