i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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