I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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