No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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