Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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