she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
