i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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