member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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