Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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