I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize