i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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