Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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