i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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