You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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