I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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