I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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