OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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