Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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