Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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