sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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