Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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