hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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