Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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