Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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