He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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