I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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