also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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