it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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