lets start a swedish sibling band together
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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